And while Twitter is a new fangled type of great communicator, it is also an old fashioned time waster. Remember how once upon a time boredom prompted Googling of random words just to see what popped up? Now that same concept can be applied to the Twittersphere. Search for a random hashtag or key word and see what other people have to say about it. There's always humor to be found. And so, the AfternoonNapper brings you this Terrible Twos-day: Twitter Edition, Keyword "Two" — Real Tweets from Real Tweeps.
Lucecannon_ Luce Cannon
DjMightyMi Milo Berger
Two things in life where you get what you paid for = toliet paper and car phone chargers
OloriSWANK Olori SWANK
Watchin two ppl play catch w. cement bricks while living in a glass house. ...wash yo hands before u start pointing them sticky fingers boy.
Andreezyxaf Andrew Izek Carrillo
About to buy two gold fish and name them Cosmo and Wanda.
StevenAmiri Steven Amiri
Babysitting my friend Derek's kids. Put season two of Breaking Bad on the TV and gave them soda. Derek's more of an acquaintance.
BobBrigham Bob Brigham
I'd normally be opposed to a remake of Footloose, but with two Mormons running for President, maybe we need a reminder.
mason bryan mason
Guess who has two thumbs and doesn't have to worry about making payroll for the first time in a decade? THIS GUY!!
The Octo-Mom got a twitter??? If so, tell her I'm trying to claim two of her kids on my taxes!
bulls_horns TJ Alley
Just popped two Viagra and depending on how long it takes this Ambien to kick in either my wife or my pillow is having an exciting evening.